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Brock was born, much to the surprise of his parents who were not expecting visitors that day. ‘Why didn’t he at least call ahead?’ complained his rather irritated mother at the time. Brock suffers from Rudolphoprobosicisopothy, a rare genetic condition that causes his nose to turn red during the month of December. Some say it glows. He has turned this unfortunate condition into a lucrative business wherein he leads groups of spelunkers into the famous Boring Caves of Borneo. A lover of ballet dancing, he is known in the dance community as ‘Elvis in tights.’

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